1. me: my arm hurts
    2. mom: it's the computer
    3. me: my eyes hurt
    4. mom: it's the computer
    5. me: i have a nosebleed
    6. mom: it's the computer
    7. me: i have a fever
    8. mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
    9. me: im pregnant
    10. mom: it's the computer
    11. me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
    12. mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
     
  1. avatarlegends:

    makorraforevafangirl:

    sifu-hotman:

    screamsflailsdiesetc:

    b-homestruggle:

    Holy shit…Bryan? Sorry for the typo, too lazy to edit

    our creators, ladies and gentlemen

    Perfection.

    If you don’t love this, you’re officially are out of the fandom.

    Avatar fans have a moral obligation to reblog this every time it shows up on their dash.

    (via avatar-the-last-airbender)

     
  2. goonandcatchyourdreams:

    nintendont-gamecube:

    juliawiinchester:

    animejaehyo:

    fogcityemu:

    loki-in-the-dark:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    caitlincst:

    cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

    the-absolute-best-gifs:

    tampabaybby:

    there is never a wrong time to reblog this

    WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

    I don’t know but I like it

    That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

    er. actually no.

    Those are the green guys. 

    They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 

    They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 

    image

    How is Canada even real?

    FOR REAL THOUGH

    i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

    Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

    i always love the green men

    I feel educated.

    (Source: filipasian, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  3. (Source: cindymayweather, via heliolisk)

     

  4. smileprettybaby:

    ruinedchildhood:

    toewsbeard:

    human:

    android users be like 

    image

    iphone users be like

    image

    android users be like 

    image

    image

    iphone users be like
    image

    (Source: human, via capaldiland)

     
  5. (Source: feedmesashimi, via capaldiland)

     

  6. illkim:

    When you use your ID at the club for the first time

    image

    image

    (via capaldiland)

     
  7. did-you-kno:

    Attention Star Wars fans: you can buy a Lightsaber Umbrella. Source

    (via capaldiland)

     
  8. zackisontumblr:

    FREE THEM

    (Source: kasa51, via capaldiland)

     
  9. returntothestars:

    It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

    image

    (Source: toska91, via capaldiland)

     
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  11. yuniedc:

    boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

    (via charlieissocutelike)

     
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  13. callmeoutis:

    armorgan66:

    hints-of-sarcasm:

    There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

    I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

    image

    thank you director fury

    (via asian)

     
  14. (Source: rkaym94, via asian)